(Memo)Friends 102:The Sonogram at the End

I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
--> stand-up : 單人表演的
--> comedian : 喜劇演員
--> sit through : 捱到...結束

The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls always looking for the comedian again.
--> though : 似乎

He's out banging other women over the head with a club,
--> bang : 身體碰撞(有性交的意思)
--> club : 棍子
--> 直譯:他在外面用棍子打其他女人的頭
--> 隱喻:他在外面拈花惹草

While she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!
--> mastodon : 乳齒象
--> carpet : 地毯


How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
--> catch up : 趕上

Marty's still totally paranoid.
--> paranoid : 多疑的

Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
--> swallow : 吞嚥

so I balled it up and ....
--> ball sth up : 揉成一團

She's already fluffed that pillow.
--> fluff : 拍鬆

I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.
--> ammunition : 把柄

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
--> cruel : 殘忍的
--> flatness : 平坦

You're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
--> chaotic : 混亂的
--> twirly : 驚慌的(一直打轉的)

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.
--> as far as sb is concerned : 就某人的觀點

Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
--> apparently : 似乎
--> ceremony : 儀式

Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him.
--> dread : 害怕擔心

I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!
--> veil : 面紗
--> stomp on : 重踩

Alright, when'd you have it on last ?
Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
--> 有皓呆的意思

Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
--> lasagne : 千層麵

Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.

Kinda puts that whole pillow thin in perspective, hun, Mon?
--> in perspective : 有透視效果的(視而不見)

I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
--> presumably : 據推測

Anyway, they want me to go down to the sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
--> go down : 到達
--> sonogram : 胎兒超音波

They all had a thing for him.
--> have a thing : 喜歡

Ross, could you com and help me with the spaghetti, please ?
--> spaghetti : 義大利麵(細麵條)

I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
--> unbelievably : 難以置信地
--> bring up : 開始談論
--> take the heat off sb : 使某人少受批評

We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
--> run into sb : 偶遇

Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
--> altar : 教堂內舉行結婚儀式的聖壇

Even when you were kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine!
--> chubby : 胖胖的(小孩)

Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the starts.
--> shoot for the starts : 等於shoot for the moon, 爭取最好的

So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
--> anecdote : 趣聞
--> folks : 父母, 大夥兒

Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
--> pro : professional 專業的
--> take time : 花時間

Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who my parents actually preferred.
--> although : 但是
--> imaginary : 虛構的

So, got and advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been dumped ?
--> dump : 甩掉

Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so should try not to look too terrific.
--> broken shell of a man : 破掉外殼的男人(受傷的男人)
--> terrific : 極好的

Ross? That opens my cervix.
--> cervix : 子宮頸

As in Mouse ?
--> as in : 就像

It's funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Thins change, roll with the punches.
--> roll with the punches : 兵來將擋水來土淹

I believe Julia is on the table...?
--> on the table : 正式列入考慮

Why are you so tanned?
--> tan : suntan, 曬黑

I don’t remember you making any sperm.
--> sperm : 精液

Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
--> border on sth : 接近
--> child abuse : 虐待兒童

He know no one's gonna say all those name, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
--> wind up : 最後落得
--> get sb's way : 達到目的

How are you today? Any nausea?
--> nausea : 噁心，嘔吐感

What are we supposed to be seeing here?

Y'know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
--> tilt : 傾斜

Are you welling up ?
--> welling up : 淚水湧出

Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
--> a cheap shot : 惡意批評