2015/04/17

(Memo)Friends 105:East German Laundry Detergent

It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve.
--> maneuver : 精巧動作
--> sleeve : 袖子

Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
--> blow sb's mind : 感到極度興奮
--> beyond : 無法理解地

The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
--> mean : 卑劣的

Multiple orgasms!
--> orgasm : 性高潮

2015/04/08

(Memo)Friends 104:George Stephanopoulos

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
--> omnipotent : 無所不能的
--> boob : 女性乳房
--> impotent : 性無能的

It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again
--> nod off : 睡著

My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.
--> insecure : 缺乏信心的
--> deaf : 失聰的
--> constantly : 不斷地
--> reassure : 安慰

You got way too much free time.
-->  你有太多空閒的時間

Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
--> Glass half full or half empty 
---> glass is half full : 積極樂觀
---> glass is half empty : 消極悲觀