Friends Season 101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate part2

The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate part2
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

Monica:
- Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,
- and she's really not happy about it.

Chandler: (imitating the characters)
- Tuna or egg salad? Decide!

Ross: (in a deep voice)
- I'll have whatever Christine is having.

Rachel: (on phone)
- Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
- Well, it matters to me!

(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

Phoebe:
- If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

Chandler: (re TV)
- Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

Joey:
- I say push her down the stairs.

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:
- Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

Rachel:
- C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,
- 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.
- And today I just stopped and I said,
- 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know?
- Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha-
- It's a metaphor, Daddy!

Ross:
- You can see where he'd have trouble.

Rachel:
- Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Monica:
- Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...

Rachel:
- Well, maybe that's my decision.
- Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

[Time Lapse, Rachel is breathing into a paper bag.]

Monica:
- Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...

Phoebe: (sings)
- Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens,
(Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.)
- bluebells and sleigh bells and- something with mittens...
- La la la la...something and noodles with string. These are a few...

Rachel:
- I'm all better now.

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.)
- I helped!

Monica:
- Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?
- Independence. Taking control of your life.
- The whole, 'hat' thing.

Joey: (comforting her)
- And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
- Me and Chandler live across the hall.
- And he's away a lot.

Monica:
- Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!

Joey:
- What, like there's a rule or something?

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

Chandler:
- Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

Paul: (over the intercom)
- It's, uh, it's Paul.

Monica:
- Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!

Joey:
- Who's Paul?

Ross:
- Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?

Monica:
- Maybe.

Joey:
- Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

Ross:
- He finally asked you out?

Monica:
- Yes!

Chandler:
- Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
-> Dear Diary moment : 很有意義,值得寫日記記錄的事

Monica:
- Rach, wait, I can cancel...

Rachel:
- Please, no, go, that'd be fine!

Monica: (to Ross)
- Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

Ross: (choked voice)
- That'd be good...

Monica: (horrified)
- Really?

Ross: (normal voice)
- No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

Phoebe:
- What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?

(Chandler doesn't know.)
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)

Monica:
- Hi, come in! Paul, this is..
(They are all lined up next to the door.)
- ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.

All:
- Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

Chandler:
- I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Monica:
- Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...

Ross:
- A wandering?

Monica:
- Change! Okay, sit down.
(Shows Paul in)
- Two seconds.

Phoebe:
- Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

(Monica goes to change.)

Joey:
- Hey, Paul!

Paul:
- Yeah?

Joey:
- Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot
- over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

Monica: (yelling from the bedroom)
- Shut up, Joey!

Ross:
- So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

Rachel:
- Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
-> be headed for : move forward to

Ross:
- Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..
- No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your big lizards...
- Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,
- Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Chandler: (deadpan)
- Yes, and we're very excited about it.

Rachel:
- Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
- It's been kinda a long day.

Ross:
- Okay, sure.

Joey:
- Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe:
- Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]

Phoebe: (singing)
- Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art,
- but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
- La-la-la-la-la-
(some guy gives her some change and to that guy)
- Thank you.
(sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!