Friends Season 102 The One With The Sonogram At The End part1

The One With The Sonogram At The End part1
[Scene Central Perk, everyone's there.]

Monica:
- What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

Joey:
- Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?

Phoebe:
- Oh, yeah!

Rachel:
- Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Monica:
- Absolutely.

Chandler:
- Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
- I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross:
- Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian,
- it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler:
- The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was,
- you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?
- I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...
- basically just trying to stay awake.

Rachel:
- Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.
- Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home,
- listening to that album alone.

Joey: (pause)
- ....Are we still talking about sex?

[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]

Ross:
- No, it's good, it is good,
- it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?

Marsha:
- Well, she has issues.

Ross:
- Does she.

Marsha:
- He's out banging other women over the head with a club,
-> bang在粗俗的用法有與人發生關係的意思
- while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!

Ross:
- Marsha, these are cave people. Okay?
- They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?

Marsha:
- Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)

Ross: (trying to ignore her)
- No. No.

Marsha:
- Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

Ross:
- Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves)
- How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.

(Marsha exits and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)

Ross:
- Hi.

Carol:
- So.

Ross:
- You look great. I, uh... I hate that.

Carol:
- Sorry. You look good too.

Ross:
- Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...

Carol:
- A lesbian?

Ross:
- Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?

Carol:
- Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-

Ross:
- Why- why are you here, Carol?

Carol:
- I'm pregnant.

Ross:
- Pregnant?!

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

Chandler:
- Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

Phoebe:
- ...Then I've already seen this one!
(Turns off the TV.)

Monica: (taking a drink from Joey)
- Are you through with that?

Joey:
- Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Monica:
- Whose little ball of paper is this?!

Chandler:
- Oh, uh, that would be mine.
- See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...
 (sees that Monica is glaring at him)
- ...now I wish I was dead.

(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)

Phoebe:
- She's already fluffed that pillow...
- Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-
(Monica glares at her.)
- but, it's fine!

Monica:
- Look , I'm sorry, guys,
- I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Chandler:
- Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Phoebe:
- Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me.
- I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.
-> be all chaotic and twirly : 慌慌張張
- And not-not in a good way.

Joey:
- Yeah, calm down.
- You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

Monica:
- That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.
- Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

Chandler: (looking out the window)
- Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

Monica:
- What?

Chandler:
- Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!

All:
- Eeaagh!

(Rachel enters from her room.)

Rachel:
- Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

Phoebe:
- Yeah, it's beautiful.

Rachel:
- Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....
(Starts to look under the couch cushions.)

Phoebe:
- No, look, don't touch that!

Rachel:
- Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him...
- 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...

Monica:
- Easy Rach, we'll find it.
(To all)
- Won't we!

Chandler and Joey:
- Oh! Yeah!

Joey:
- Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?

Phoebe:
- Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
-> Doy 有傻孩子的意思

Chandler:
- You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...

Rachel:
- I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...

Chandler:
- ...Dinah?

Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something)
- Ohhhhh, don't be mad...

Monica:
- You didn't.

Rachel:
- Oh, I am sorry...

Monica:
- I gave you one job!
(Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Rachel:
- Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!

Chandler:
- Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...

Monica: (puts down the lasagne)
- I just... can't do it.

Chandler:
- Boys? We're going in.

(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)

Ross: (standing outside the door)
- .....Hi.

Monica:
- Wow. That is not a happy hi.

Ross:
- Carol's pregnant.

Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned)
- Ooh! I found it!

Monica:
- W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...

Ross:
- Yeah. Do that for another two hours,
- you might be where I am right about now.
(He enters.)

Chandler:
- Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

Rachel:
- Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?

Ross:
- Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved,
- but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved..
- basically it's entirely up to me.

Phoebe:
- She is so great! I miss her.

Monica:
- What does she mean by 'involved'?

Chandler:
- I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.

Ross:
- Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

Rachel:
- So what are you gonna do?

Ross:
- I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)

Joey:
- .....Well, this is still ruined, right?