Friends Season 102 The One With The Sonogram At The End part4

The One With The Sonogram At The End part4
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby.]

Susan:
- Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?

Ross:
- Helen Geller? I don't think so.

Carol:
- Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

Ross:
- Thank you!

Carol:
- No, I mean it's not Geller.

Ross:
- What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

Carol:
- No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.

Ross:
- Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?

Susan:
- It's my baby too.

Ross:
- Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.

Susan:
- Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!

Carol:
- All right, you two, stop it!

Ross:
- No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.

Carol:
- Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
- 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.

Ross:
- Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.

Susan:
- Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
- He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
- so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!

Ross:
- My way?! You-you think this is my way?
- Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being,
- this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-

Dr. Oberman: (entering)
- Knock knock!
- How are we today? Any nausea?

All:
- Yeah. Yeah. A little.

Dr. Oberman:
- Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing.
(To Carol)
- Uh, lie back..

Ross:
- You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't-
- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.

(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches his ear.  He returns and stares at it.)

Ross:
- Oh my God.

Susan:
- Look at that.

Carol:
- I know.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.   Rachel is on the phone.]

Ross:
- Well? Isn't that amazing?

Joey:
- What are we supposed to be seeing here?

Chandler:
- I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Phoebe:
- You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes,
- it kinda looks like an old potato.

Ross:
- Then don't do that, alright?

Phoebe:
- Okay!

Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)
- Monica. Whaddya think?

Monica: (welling up)
- Mm-hmm.

Ross:
- Wh- are you welling up?

Monica:
- No.

Ross:
- You are, you're welling up.

Monica:
- Am not!

Ross:
- You're gonna be an aunt.

Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry)
- Oh shut up!

Rachel: (on phone)
- Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today.
- Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy,
- I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out,
- and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything-
- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
(Slams the phone down.)
(To everyone)
Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.